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Nmmonies, pronounced, numbies, because thats what it does to a person or national soul, is not really a new concept per se. Parentage is unknown so it´s a bit of a bastard and we think its a cross between Greed and Satan!.

Techniques used are platitudes (We´ll have an inquiry), false promises (The Cheques in the mail) and Lies (I love you)! The effect (or aim) is to make you part with your money!

Nmmonies are insidious and all around us. They are be the "partner" who says once too often "I´ve forgotten my wallet."; The v6 (esp State) government cars parked with engines running and air conditioning ON!: The (millions of) small plastic cups used by Hospitals to dispense pills to patients,  (Of course this is a classic Nmmoney as the State´s pay for these with Federal Taxpayer $) and the overseas junkets taken by local government Lord Mayors!

Are these really holidays for the missus and the mates done up as business?

We should start having a conversation with our friends about these concepts. Because we can, especially at elections, let´s all say NIMBY! (Not in my backyard)!